1 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:48,020 Bye, Meg. 2 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,440 See ya. 3 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,560 See ya, mate. 4 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,620 Bye, John. 5 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,400 Hello, stranger. 6 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,460 There. Long time no see. 7 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:53,780 So, what's the score? Big job? 8 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,160 I thought it was, but... Someone's wedged. 9 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,500 Cool. 10 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,100 Thought so. 11 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,160 What's the damage? 12 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,480 Don't look like it. 13 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:14,810 Right, show's over. 14 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:16,750 Chop -chop, back to work. 15 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:18,010 Come on. 16 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,250 Matt wants you to have a look at the compressor. 17 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:29,670 What did I get? 18 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:32,030 It's not three months since it's had an overhaul. 19 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:33,289 I know. 20 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:34,269 I did it. 21 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:36,870 We got one of our lads, Brian Pringle, to give it the once -over, but it's 22 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:38,110 definitely not the electrics. 23 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:41,050 He's got to start thinking about a replacement. He knows that. 24 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:42,630 But it lost your number. 25 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:44,850 Are you sure? 26 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,130 Now? 27 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,320 It don't matter. Honest. 28 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,320 Actually, I lost my bottle. 29 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:19,880 Do you fancy a drink sometime? 30 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,020 Or a meal, maybe? 31 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,500 What do you like? 32 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,100 Italian? Chinese? 33 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:28,800 Indian. 34 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,180 When? Tonight. 35 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:33,820 You're on. 36 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:35,820 I'll pick you up. 37 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:37,260 Eight? 38 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,080 I'll meet you there. You might lose my address. 39 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,850 Shit. I just remembered. 40 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:47,570 That blue blouse. The new one's got stain down the front. 41 00:03:47,970 --> 00:03:49,110 Well, don't look at me. 42 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:51,670 All mine's just rent -a -tent reject, isn't it? 43 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:52,910 I didn't say that. 44 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:57,270 I just mean, you've got a nice figure. You should show it off a bit. Instead of 45 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,290 wearing all them baggy tents. 46 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,610 I'll stick with me suit. 47 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:06,230 Tight round me arse, though. 48 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:08,530 I'll put me bum crunches on. 49 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:11,130 No shenanigans tonight. 50 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,890 One glimpse of my drawers, he'd run a mile. 51 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:17,810 Sylvia? 52 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:24,230 I've always wondered, did you and Steve do it on the first date? 53 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,010 No. 54 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:30,190 £25 in nearest offer. Can deliver. 55 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:37,110 You've not got time for that. 56 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:38,670 It's all me training, Dad. 57 00:04:38,890 --> 00:04:39,890 I know. 58 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,970 Right, back about nine, half nine. 59 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,540 I'm stopping at that. 60 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,120 Just stick me tea in the oven, yeah? 61 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:47,100 Have to see to yourself. I'm going out. 62 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,080 Scott! 63 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,040 Oh, er, you mind? 64 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,380 No. 65 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,800 We took the picture of her from Rita's mum. 66 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,340 Crapping little pot. 67 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,580 She can walk to the beach in, what, six minutes. 68 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:06,980 We've not had this one long. 69 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,220 It's an eight -birth of this. 70 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:09,860 We bought it in the April. 71 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,600 She died in November. 72 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:18,430 I thought once was selling up, but in the end I hung on to it for the lads. 73 00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:22,050 God knows why, cos they'd rather stop at home than go on holiday to Anglesey. 74 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:24,990 Look, we'll let the family use it. 75 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:27,850 Amazing, that. Oh, well, you may as well make a few, Bob. 76 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:31,410 Oh, don't charge them, cos it'll be sitting there whether or not. 77 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:39,110 Here we last in. I hadn't realised. 78 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:43,910 No, no, it's the least I can do after boring the backside off you. 79 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,240 Don't be daft. 80 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,000 Try and keep me mouth shut next time. 81 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,640 Salvation Army? 82 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 It's only in. 83 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,860 It's not since June. It's been a moonlight. 84 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:32,240 With the telly, the video, and my Nana's subbing ring before you ask. 85 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,560 Is that where he's gone? 86 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:39,740 What do you think? 87 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,030 I'll get it. 88 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,250 I'll get it. 89 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:18,730 Alex. Scott. 90 00:07:19,010 --> 00:07:20,010 Bev. 91 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,450 Just about to burn the kitchen down. 92 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:24,190 Come in, have a drink. 93 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:30,510 So, Greg, how did you find yourself here today? 94 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,110 Hiya. 95 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:39,210 This has rocketed since you bought it. 96 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:44,810 It looks like. 97 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,410 This is nearly ready. 98 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:52,170 You'll have to give me the guided tour later. 99 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:14,770 Give the girl an Oscar. 100 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,150 Give the guy an oxygen mask. 101 00:09:01,349 --> 00:09:02,349 Coffee? Tea? 102 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,510 Morning. Got the kettle on. 103 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:09,670 Stick another tea bag in for us, will you? 104 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,230 Should Dad take sugar? 105 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,810 So, where did your girlfriend live then? 106 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:37,570 Victoria Park. 107 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,350 Oh, she's miles out of your way. 108 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:41,150 It's all right. Is it right here? 109 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:45,010 Yeah, just drop me on the corner. 110 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:51,150 I'll take you home, John. No, really. 111 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:52,770 I've got to go to Paki's shop for milk. 112 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,390 Cheers. You're a star. 113 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:57,250 See you soon, I hope. 114 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,760 A what party? 115 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,120 Aloe vera. It's a what? You know, an herb. 116 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:16,600 Yeah, but... What do you do with it? 117 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,620 They put it in cream and things. I know that. 118 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:21,680 What, it's a face cream party? 119 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:25,200 Well, not just face cream, no. You know, we're... Self -woman of the year. 120 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,500 Don't go packing for the Caribbean just yet, Freed. 121 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,220 Wednesday night, what else did you be doing? 122 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:32,020 Oh, don't even bother asking this one. 123 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:33,460 She's never in these days. 124 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,660 You all right, son? 125 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,040 Looking very suave this morning. 126 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,300 Dad! 127 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,240 What? Is there any chance of a lift? 128 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,500 We're supposed to meet Nat at night. 129 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,040 Where? 130 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:47,420 Can't fiddle. She's on her own. 131 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,180 I'll just put these on a low light. 132 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,439 Won't be long. 133 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,440 Where are you going? 134 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:54,680 Give Alex a lift. 135 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:56,020 Why can't he get the bus? 136 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,739 It's no bother. 137 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,920 His girlfriend will be waiting. 138 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,380 Let's get my shoes on. 139 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,960 There's a 58, do you? 140 00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:15,879 Is there? 141 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,820 Oh, if you go now, you'll catch it. Yeah, well, Natalie's expected me at 142 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,140 Well, you should have left earlier. 143 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,020 I was busy. 144 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,080 I'm just saying, if you'd left 20 minutes ago, your dad could have had his 145 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:25,899 in peace. 146 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,080 I don't hear him complaining. 147 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,219 Well, he won't, will you? 148 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,960 So what's your problem, then? I'm just saying, that's all. 149 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,559 What's up? 150 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,180 I was just thinking... Sticking her nose in. 151 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,120 Hey, you watch your lip, you. 152 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,720 You see, if my dad does have a problem, he lets me know about it. Pack it in. 153 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,620 Keeping out of this. Yeah. 154 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,040 I'll not tell you again. 155 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,740 What, just because she's shagging you, it don't mean she can order me about. 156 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,920 Alex! 157 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,440 Forget it. 158 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,300 Quiet tonight. 159 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:15,220 Going where? 160 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,780 Mrs Kelly's place got screwed last night. 161 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,640 They had to go up there, isn't all, but they'll have disturbed them. 162 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,380 Only kids, but I don't take any chances. 163 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,750 Come in. 164 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,090 No, I'm all right. 165 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:52,610 Just a quick check round. 166 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:09,630 Oh, Brendan, correct. 167 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,930 You need a lock on that kitchen window. 168 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,329 Yeah, I know. 169 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,610 I could pick you one up on Saturday. 170 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,050 It's a five -minute job, if that. 171 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:18,450 Right. 172 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:29,630 Night. 173 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,310 I'm sorry about, you know... Don't worry about him. 174 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,410 I'll ring you tomorrow. 175 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,440 What? Move in with me. 176 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,160 Beh. 177 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,540 Take the bloody chain off. 178 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,200 I miss you when you go home. Move in. 179 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,900 We've only been seeing each other five minutes. 180 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,300 And have you been happy? 181 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,200 I haven't been this happy for years. 182 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,720 What about the lads? 183 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,920 They're never in. Besides, it's my house. 184 00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,230 Stay here. 185 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,550 We'll have a laugh. 186 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,250 Hiya. 187 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,549 What's all this? 188 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:57,550 I don't know. 189 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,490 Start having a clear out for Oxfam. 190 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:02,370 Oxfam not desperate. 191 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,010 Look at him. 192 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,160 Can't wait to get their hands on me knick -knacks. 193 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,300 Erm... I've asked Bev to move in. 194 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,060 And I've said yeah, in case you haven't guessed. 195 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040 Come on. 196 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,060 I should have done your breakfast in bed, we're right. 197 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,680 He's taking the piss. 198 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,380 Sylvia, can you get me a new address? 199 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,320 There's the number. I won't bother giving you the email address. 200 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,540 Does that tuna smell right to you? Oh, 201 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:43,060 just have a sniff. It smells a bit fishy. 202 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,100 Yes. Right. 203 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,860 Just nipping up the office. 204 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,580 Tell Trudy, you know, I've moved. 205 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,540 Do you think she's moved house? 206 00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,350 Lancashire was the big winner when the latest round of money was announced 207 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,430 to improve the most 208 00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:26,530 He led Jamie. 209 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,250 He's serving in Kosovo. 210 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:38,990 You don't go to rush home and order a pizza. 211 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,310 I didn't fancy Chinese. 212 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:41,369 They are fancy. 213 00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:44,470 Stonch. I don't know what you're complaining about. You didn't get old. I 214 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,469 big tea. 215 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:48,430 She always says this. You watch. She'll end up having about five chicken wings. 216 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,070 I'll end up with like one bite of a sausage. 217 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:53,050 I'm knackered. It's the cat one, that, eh? 218 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,359 Wow. 219 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,960 Wow. 220 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:21,570 Where did you just chuck it in a skip? 221 00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,070 What? All my mum's stuff. 222 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,290 You know, I'm done with it. 223 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:26,229 What are you on about? 224 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,350 You fill a place full of crap. It's like Aladdin's bleeding cave in here. 225 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:31,770 It's in front of you. 226 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:33,750 I mean it. It's in my home as well. 227 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,149 Six weeks. 228 00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:36,510 You'll be back in peasant crescent. 229 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:37,910 You snotty git. 230 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,150 If your dad could hear you. What's going on? Nothing. Nothing? 231 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,120 My dad's not stupid. 232 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,840 He's just better than this. 233 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:48,400 Yeah? Love's young dreamer, your mum? 234 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,400 Actually, yeah. Yeah, they did all right. Until they shut the bedroom door. 235 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,480 What? You're the intellectual. 236 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,100 It's got nothing to do with you. She wouldn't let him near her. Six years. 237 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,160 He only stayed around because she was sick. 238 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,980 Alex! You little shit. 239 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,180 I'd have more respect if you took it out on me face. 240 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,080 Leave it. Alex, just leave it. She's not worth it. 241 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,320 Alex! I can. 242 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:34,540 She's right. I'd end up tinning the bit. 243 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,280 He caught me a slag. 244 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,520 Little bastard. 245 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,700 He'd just come out. 246 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,240 They weren't happy. 247 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,700 Not for years. 248 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,420 Oh. 249 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,020 Val's going to kill me. 250 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,700 He'll kick me out. 251 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,320 He won't. 252 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,820 Well, he still... 253 00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:01,070 He won't. 254 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,450 He will. 255 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:04,650 He should have kept me big mouth shut. 256 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:39,930 I'm sorry. 257 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:42,690 How could you do that? 258 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:44,270 That was private. 259 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:48,390 Between me and Rita. And me and you. I didn't mean to say it. Those boys 260 00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,130 the world of them, mother. Yeah, I know they did. What gives you the right to go 261 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,470 and spoil them? People are like that. 262 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:56,290 Listen to me. Who else have you told? I bet it's the talk of the canteen. 263 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:01,749 Hang on. 264 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,130 The point. You don't want to lick them. 265 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:04,970 What are you doing? 266 00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:06,690 Jumping because they're unpushed. 267 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,050 Don't worry. You get your case back. 268 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,190 I might be a slag, but I'm not a thief. 269 00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:15,110 Bev. I've lost it, all right. I'm sorry. But I've had all that. The Lokes 270 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:16,970 telling me I'm a piece of shit. Hang about. 271 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,410 Throwing their weight around. This is Alex we're talking about. 272 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:23,490 It might have looked like trash to you. No. But I've had them a long time. 273 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:25,790 Most of them are from Jamie. 274 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:28,790 Cyprus. 275 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:30,170 Belize. 276 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,790 Blackpool. 277 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,230 And that was the first one he ever bought here on a school trip. 278 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:38,030 I always wondered if he'd lifted it. You never knew with him. 279 00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:40,190 They might patch up. I'll have a go. 280 00:21:40,910 --> 00:21:46,410 I mean, I'm not even into teapots. It's just, you know, a little thing we had 281 00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:47,410 going. 282 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:51,070 All they ever do is take, the pair of them. 283 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,930 They're not tapping you for cash. They're dragging you out to taxi them 284 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,050 to B. They want to grow up. 285 00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,310 They don't want to know about my sex life. 286 00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:00,470 Don't, Bev. 287 00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:05,070 Don't. I'm not trying to step into Rita's shoes. Nobody thinks you are. A 288 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,910 do. Well, they'll have to learn then, won't they? Wake up, Mal. Look at this 289 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:11,650 house. It's got research stamps all over it. 290 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:15,430 I put my pictures up, move things around a bit. It's like I'm trying to muscle 291 00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:16,430 in. 292 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,330 We sleep in Rita's bed, for Christ's sake. I can't compete. 293 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:20,990 Bev, please. 294 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,030 I don't even want to try. 295 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,360 Hiya. Ready for that brew, lads? 296 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,220 What's going on? 297 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:01,700 What does it look like? 298 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,320 We thought we'd have a chippy tea. You don't mind, do you? Only we've been a 299 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,320 busy. 300 00:23:40,929 --> 00:23:42,950 Well, mate, you didn't change, did you? 301 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,210 Like they'll be inside. Hey, some bath that was. 302 00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:50,070 Cat's leg, more like. 303 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,730 Have I ever done it? 304 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:53,070 What's it show? 305 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,710 You look a million dollars. 306 00:23:55,150 --> 00:23:59,490 If you don't go for this place, they won't eat you. 307 00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:02,630 You all right? 308 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,720 I've never been a big fan of Artex myself. 309 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,000 Rita was though, wasn't she? 310 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:35,960 I don't know, was she? Oh, it's practically in every room in the house. 311 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,920 I mean, the bedroom ceiling's just... Oh, you know, when something's really in 312 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,879 your face. 313 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,760 I can't think I've ever seen the bedroom ceiling. 314 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,720 Or if she has, she's not letting on. 315 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,280 Well, she won't be seeing it again, let's put it that way. 316 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,900 You're seeing plenty of it then, are you? Yes. 317 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,960 Hey, Mal, you want to hear what she's saying about you? 318 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,720 What? I thought there was a spring in your step. 319 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,740 Hey, he's not complaining. Are you, love? 320 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,900 Well, what I'm saying is the game. It's not a game anymore. 321 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,120 Excuse me. 322 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,720 Hello. Honey, where are you? 323 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,800 Sunday 11th. 324 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,380 Should see him Sunday morning. 325 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:17,280 Mum's as well as Dad's giving it that. 326 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,780 Dogs abuse at the ref. People should support the kids, you know. That's not 327 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,060 support. It's not support. 328 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:23,300 Are you gorgeous? 329 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,480 I've come to give you a hand. 330 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:26,780 Oh, we're all right. 331 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:27,940 Here, you can have this. 332 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,040 I'm off to that ballroom without Big Noms hanging out. 333 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,300 Big Noms. 334 00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:37,510 You happy? 335 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,510 You? I love you. 336 00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:42,430 You know that, don't you? 337 00:25:43,410 --> 00:25:44,410 Yeah. 338 00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:45,870 No, but really. 339 00:25:46,030 --> 00:25:47,030 That's your lot, folks. 340 00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:54,790 Oh, talk about sure arms and long pockets. Every pound's a prisoner. All 341 00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:55,589 all right. 342 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:56,950 Hey, come back to Alice. 343 00:25:57,190 --> 00:25:59,810 We've got plenty of booze. Hey, look at him. He's just gone faint. 344 00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:02,050 I've got an early start in the morning. 345 00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:05,570 Oh, bollocks to that. Crack your face for once in your life. 346 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:16,090 Oh! Look who I've found! 347 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,470 What are you doing in? 348 00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:18,670 He lives here. 349 00:26:19,030 --> 00:26:20,870 You're a steady end. Well, attractive. 350 00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:22,550 What, on a Saturday night? 351 00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:26,530 Exam. Now, if you told me he was downloading porn off of that internet, I 352 00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:27,529 couldn't understand it. 353 00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:29,190 What are you going to do with him, eh? 354 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:32,170 Sue, haven't you got a daughter we can fix him up with? 355 00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:33,890 Yeah, 356 00:26:34,390 --> 00:26:35,690 I've got another one. Mum. 357 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:37,410 My Jamie was the opposite. 358 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:39,050 You couldn't keep him in overnight. 359 00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:44,190 I wonder why. 360 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:48,950 Oh, come on, go on, let's have some dance music. 361 00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:51,070 Oh, I know. 362 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,970 Teach us old ones how it's done, eh? 363 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,910 I thought you'd done enough dancing for all night. 364 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:00,189 What can I have for you? 365 00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:02,270 I'll give you a hand. Come on, let's hear you upstairs. 366 00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:04,810 Night doll. 367 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,020 Still speaking to me, then. 368 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:46,560 Not a 369 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:53,820 bad 370 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:54,779 club, that Legion. 371 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:56,740 Yeah? It's not long been done up. 372 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,260 You're only down the road, aren't you, Sylvia? 373 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:00,540 Not far. 374 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,640 She'll bring Steve down one night. You know, 375 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:05,680 they're a real friendly crowd. 376 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,480 And it could have gone the other way. 377 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,780 I felt like I'd known him all for years. 378 00:28:10,060 --> 00:28:12,900 Yeah. I tell you what, we sank a few afternights of work. 379 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:16,700 But I woke up walking like John Wayne, so it must have ended up all right. 380 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,440 It went into a skid and the wheels locked. The car was a right off the bat. 381 00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:24,500 Very, very late. 382 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,240 I still can't place who you're talking about. Went to that new retailing on 383 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,280 Dalton Street. Very nice. 384 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:30,259 Was it? 385 00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:33,000 You threw in that lighting shop on Church Road. Twin girls. 386 00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:34,640 Blonde. That's the one. 387 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,040 Who's this you're talking about? 388 00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:39,430 Hey, great crack last night. 389 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:41,630 Your missus got an awful lay on a good spread. 390 00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:43,090 She has her uses, you know. 391 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,630 I tell you what, though, my head this morning was banging. 392 00:28:47,110 --> 00:28:48,610 What was in that trifle? 393 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:49,810 Mooch, right? 394 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,670 And this clown, grafting on a Friday night. 395 00:28:54,010 --> 00:28:56,030 I hope it was worth it, you grasping, yet. 396 00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:01,490 Well, I'm sorry about that. 397 00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:03,050 I'm going to mix up here. 398 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,450 She was supposed to ring you. 399 00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:06,990 Well, we couldn't have made it anyway. 400 00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:10,630 Bev was out with some of her mates from work. 401 00:29:21,030 --> 00:29:23,210 Far Street, please. Up Ash Road. 402 00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:32,990 You know how he said two words when she got here? 403 00:29:34,930 --> 00:29:37,210 Sue and John had a do last night, a meal or something. 404 00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:39,790 Molly and Charlie were there. 405 00:29:40,830 --> 00:29:41,830 Oh. 406 00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:44,650 Some sort of mix -up, apparently. 407 00:29:44,910 --> 00:29:46,310 They were supposed to ring, as John said. 408 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,590 Except they told Charlie I was working. 409 00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:53,210 Turn around, please. 410 00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:54,890 Take no notice. 411 00:29:54,930 --> 00:29:55,749 Turn round. 412 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,990 You're not going back in there. You watch me. I mean it. 413 00:29:58,350 --> 00:29:59,350 You're not going back. 414 00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:00,890 Just leave it. 415 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:05,530 What's that got to do with anything? 416 00:30:05,810 --> 00:30:08,550 I tell you now, they're finished as far as I'm concerned. Give it a rest now, 417 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:09,610 will you? 418 00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:12,630 I thought you were having an early night. 419 00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:14,450 There was a good film on. 420 00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:16,110 I'm going up. 421 00:30:34,090 --> 00:30:35,090 What are you doing, Dad? 422 00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:37,210 Don't start, son. I've had it up to here. 423 00:30:39,710 --> 00:30:41,030 Do you think me mum would have liked her? 424 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:45,910 What kind of a bloody stupid question's that? I'm asking. Your mother's dead. 425 00:30:57,090 --> 00:30:58,090 I'm still here. 426 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,820 She's taken ten years off me. 427 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,080 She makes me laugh. 428 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 She listens. 429 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,320 We listen. 430 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:25,080 Dad... You know what we think of you. 431 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,240 You're never here. 432 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680 Is that it? 433 00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:46,250 Did you know your dad could walk on his own? 434 00:31:49,810 --> 00:31:50,990 Tells a really good joke. 435 00:31:51,330 --> 00:31:52,330 Just the one. 436 00:31:53,050 --> 00:31:54,610 And he's fantastic in the sack. 437 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:56,850 Oh, tell your nose before you like. 438 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:00,210 I wish I'd met him years ago. 439 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:04,290 He deserves a life and all, you know. 440 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,020 It's getting to you, all this. 441 00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,480 They'll all blow over. 442 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,000 That's families for you. 443 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,660 Not my family. 444 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,080 Any families with teenagers in. 445 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:47,080 End of the world one minute and all smiles the next. 446 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,080 It goes with the territory. 447 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:52,160 They're not kids, Bev, they're adults. 448 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,840 They're all I've got. 449 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:55,300 You got me? 450 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,760 No, family I've got. 451 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:18,900 How late? 452 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,260 Three weeks. 453 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,120 You've got time, haven't you? 454 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,780 Hey, Julie! 455 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,720 What the dick? You! 456 00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:51,380 What are you reading? 457 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,440 A magazine. 458 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Is there room here? 459 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:01,000 I don't know if I can face this. Well, it looks a bit ropey. 460 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,500 Look, you've got to eat, haven't you? 461 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,180 Have? Yeah, you should. 462 00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:09,659 You may as well tell her. 463 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:12,860 I'm pregnant. 464 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,100 Never. What was that? 465 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,639 Bev's pregnant. 466 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,800 Nice one, June. 467 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,360 You're kidding. 468 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,739 Oh, don't look so amazed. I'm not that old. 469 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,620 Well, I hear about 43. 470 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,080 38? Just? 471 00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:28,239 Well, that's no age these days. 472 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,460 Well, I don't envy her. Look at our Lillian. She was 46. 473 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,280 Good cat. 474 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,560 Little fella come out with six toes on one foot. Brady? 475 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,420 He's a smashing little swimmer. 476 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,900 What I don't get is, how did it happen? 477 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,739 Oh, have a word, will you? 478 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,440 No, I don't mean... 479 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,980 You know what I mean. 480 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:55,659 Cheers. 481 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:56,780 I need it. 482 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:59,000 So when are you going to tell Mal? 483 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,380 Maybe I should just get rid of it and not tell him. 484 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,740 You sure we won't want it? 485 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,600 No, I'm pretty sure I don't. 486 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,160 A baby at my age. 487 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:19,250 I thought you were on the pill. 488 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:20,828 I was. 489 00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:21,830 I am. 490 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,290 These things happen. 491 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:28,030 You just never think it's going to happen to you. 492 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:34,990 Sorry. 493 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,070 Just got smacked. 494 00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:41,710 Being a dad again after all these years. 495 00:35:44,070 --> 00:35:45,410 Takes some getting used to. 496 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,310 Not if I get rid of it. 497 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,090 The sooner the better. 498 00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:52,970 Then you can get back to normal. 499 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,250 Should you be doing that? 500 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,440 a really big decision. 501 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,680 We shouldn't rule anything out, not yet. 502 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,660 Smelling nappies? 503 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:31,260 Walking the floor at four in the morning? 504 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:33,260 Screaming, crying? 505 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,420 That'd just be me. 506 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,440 We've done all that, we both have. 507 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,260 We don't want to do it all again. 508 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,620 You owe me one. 509 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:55,320 They reckon it keeps you young. 510 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,500 It wouldn't be like the first time when you didn't know its head from its tail. 511 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,500 We'd be more confident. We'd be more knackered. 512 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:04,820 I would share more. 513 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,340 I hardly did tap for my two. 514 00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:12,360 I gave them a bottle but I never changed their nappies. I never bathed them. 515 00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:16,000 It'd be much easier this time round. 516 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,840 You'll feel trapped. 517 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,160 People will say things. 518 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,420 Start eating away, you know. Did she do it on purpose? 519 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,120 I can't go through all that again. 520 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,240 I'm not going to dump you. 521 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:33,640 Bev, I'm not going to dump you. 522 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,640 Oh, hiya. Oh, she's been OK today, a bit peaky, but OK. 523 00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,120 Oh, you're getting on the phone? 524 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,920 Yeah. I'm honoured. 525 00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:06,620 Who have you told the girls? 526 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:07,960 Oh, only some of them. 527 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,400 Does that mean... No. 528 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,100 Nothing's changed, Mal. 529 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:18,720 2 -0, I reckon. 530 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,940 Sod it. 531 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,120 I was going to wait till we got home. 532 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,080 Yeah. 533 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,380 Will you marry me, babe? 534 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:42,080 You know what this is? 535 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:43,660 Oh, it's classy. 536 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,040 It must have cost you a fortune. 537 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,320 I can't believe you got me ring size right. 538 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,780 We're going to regret this years to come. I don't mean that. 539 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,260 I just mean doing it in the car park. 540 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:03,180 I should have waited till I got you on my own. No, that's you. 541 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:04,420 It's perfect. 542 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,760 So now we've got to decide when. 543 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,440 Before the baby? 544 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,540 Right, look fat on the photos. 545 00:39:23,509 --> 00:39:25,130 Natalie wants to know, can she do anything? 546 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:28,590 Drink her beer and keep you out from under our feet. 547 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,190 We're ready in five minutes, Dylan. 548 00:39:35,410 --> 00:39:36,410 Thanks. 549 00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:41,490 What's all this in there, Dylan? 550 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,330 Why do you always have to be so cynical? 551 00:39:43,770 --> 00:39:46,950 Maybe she just wants to build a few bridges. 552 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:48,029 Dream on. 553 00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,890 Hey, Mavis, what is moving in that hill off there? 554 00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:51,090 Yeah, hilarious. 555 00:39:52,970 --> 00:39:54,630 Jamie. He's in strange ways. 556 00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:57,830 She got a birthday card off him, you know. But he can, right, then. 557 00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,750 Oh, yeah, and that lot. 558 00:40:00,610 --> 00:40:02,030 Not nice in our living room, that. 559 00:40:02,290 --> 00:40:05,130 No. And remember, it's my living room. 560 00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:06,990 Got me ripped flat. 561 00:40:07,510 --> 00:40:08,510 We got the nibbles. 562 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,550 I hope you're hungry after all this. 563 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:12,890 I could eat a scabby head in half. 564 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,670 You've tried Bev's cooking, then. Hey, I heard that. 565 00:40:17,170 --> 00:40:18,170 Pushing the boat out. 566 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,350 Well, we've, er... 567 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,060 Got a little announcement. 568 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:26,780 We're getting married. 569 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,240 Oh. 570 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,500 Oh, and that's not all. 571 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,520 You're going to have a little brother or a sister. 572 00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,020 You dickhead. 573 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,700 Alex, leave it. What is your problem, Dad? 574 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,240 Not the letter about the birds and the bees. 575 00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:49,260 I fear that your head's just pulling you by a plonker, man. 576 00:40:49,919 --> 00:40:52,320 Do you not think I've got a mind of my own? Do you really want me to answer 577 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,320 that? 578 00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:57,280 She's dead right. You're a cocky little toe rag, you, when you want to be. Oh, 579 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,380 well, if she says it, it must be right then, mustn't it? 580 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,540 Go, then, if that's what you're going to be like. 581 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,600 Oh, come here, I'm sorry. 582 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,840 If they were girls, I could understand it. You know, girls and their mums, it's 583 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,880 special, isn't it? 584 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,820 It's got nothing to do with me mum. 585 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,140 It's not mum, it's her. 586 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:24,230 Mel? It's so obvious, bloke, she's that. You don't get pregnant by accident. 587 00:41:25,510 --> 00:41:27,830 Stop it! For God's sake, stop it now! 588 00:41:28,290 --> 00:41:29,790 She's done this! Go on, get out! 589 00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,050 You're as bad as your brother. 590 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,330 Let's get something straight, shall we? 591 00:42:14,830 --> 00:42:16,190 You don't like me? Fine. 592 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:17,750 You're not marrying me. 593 00:42:18,390 --> 00:42:21,110 All you've got to do is pass me on the stairs if you want to stay in this 594 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:25,270 So, we'll start again then, shall we? 595 00:42:26,070 --> 00:42:27,070 What do you want for breakfast? 596 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:28,330 Phil? 597 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:29,810 Please. 598 00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:35,550 It's all right, Mal. 599 00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:37,070 Really. It's alright. 600 00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:54,210 Right. Who's having what? 601 00:42:54,670 --> 00:42:55,670 Same again. 602 00:42:55,870 --> 00:42:57,150 I'm mate. I'll give you a lift. 603 00:42:58,210 --> 00:43:00,770 No, honestly, I love it. Love the colour. 604 00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:02,970 It's just a shame it's got to go back. 605 00:43:06,890 --> 00:43:07,890 It's a 16. 606 00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:10,130 Yeah. Well, I'm only a 12. 607 00:43:11,530 --> 00:43:12,530 You what? 608 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:16,150 A lot of people make that mistake, but I'm deceptive. I've got a very narrow 609 00:43:16,150 --> 00:43:17,150 back. 610 00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:18,950 You're not getting away tonight, are you? 611 00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:20,230 You want to be careful. 612 00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,130 What? 613 00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:26,530 What? 614 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:28,130 Nothing. 615 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,750 What's so funny? 616 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,430 I can't tell you. It's a secret. 617 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,760 I'm not. 618 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:41,820 You're not what? 619 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,840 You're not pregnant? 620 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,360 I just said that. 621 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,940 You're having me on. 622 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:54,300 Tell me you're having fun. 623 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,640 Well, this will cheer you up. It's your shout. 624 00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:29,120 They immerse you in coke, vodka and tonic and... Orange juice. 625 00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:30,380 Orange juice. 626 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440 Please. 627 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:44,900 Why? 628 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,399 Why what? 629 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,400 Why what? 630 00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,820 Why do you lie about something as big as that? 631 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,920 You know what fellas are like. 632 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,019 No. 633 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:55,900 Look, trundle along, same old groove. For years he'd let them. 634 00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:57,660 Sometimes he needs a little nudge. 635 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:00,900 Well, it worked, didn't it? 24 carat proof. 636 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,460 But Mal's a really nice bloke. 637 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,640 Yeah, and I want to hang on to him. By lying? 638 00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:08,880 Oh, like you never told the odd porky? Odd porky? 639 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,800 This is a baby we're talking about. 640 00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:13,440 Don't you think you might know if he's nine months down the line? 641 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,280 You'll get arrested carrying on like that. 642 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,960 Come on, get in, Julie. 643 00:45:20,410 --> 00:45:21,450 I'm fine, I'll get a taxi. 644 00:45:21,730 --> 00:45:22,609 How are we on here? 645 00:45:22,610 --> 00:45:25,270 Well, if the opposite direction... Get in! 646 00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:26,970 You haven't got time? 647 00:45:27,510 --> 00:45:28,510 Yeah. 648 00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:32,510 Nick, 649 00:45:33,650 --> 00:45:34,650 go up the chippy. 650 00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:54,410 Can I ring the doctors? 651 00:45:54,930 --> 00:45:55,930 No. 652 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:57,650 There's nothing I can put my finger on. 653 00:45:58,330 --> 00:45:59,490 Morning sickness, probably. 654 00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:02,050 Because I can take the day off work. No. 655 00:46:02,910 --> 00:46:04,270 I'll go back to bed for a bit. 656 00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:05,990 I'll be fine. 657 00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:08,330 You've got my mobile number? 658 00:46:08,770 --> 00:46:09,770 Yeah, stop worrying. 659 00:46:10,670 --> 00:46:11,670 I'll be late. 660 00:46:15,730 --> 00:46:17,730 Go on, then. Get yourself off to bed. 661 00:46:51,190 --> 00:46:52,190 Well, can you get it for us? 662 00:47:07,820 --> 00:47:08,820 Is that you, Bev? 663 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:10,620 Everything all right? 664 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:12,620 Mal? 665 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,038 What's up? 666 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,040 She's at the hospital. 667 00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:21,220 Bev? 668 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,220 What are you doing? 669 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,560 Do you want to go home? What happened? 670 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,040 What did the doctor say? 671 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:33,100 Just get me away from this place. 672 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:35,820 But we want the baby. 673 00:47:58,350 --> 00:47:59,229 Thanks, Scott. 674 00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:01,630 I got you these, in case you were bored like. 675 00:48:02,570 --> 00:48:03,570 Thanks, love. 676 00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:07,470 Um, I'm really sorry. 677 00:48:12,610 --> 00:48:14,210 Why don't you put them in water, Tom? 678 00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:20,330 He's a good kid, isn't he? 679 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,070 Hey. 680 00:48:25,890 --> 00:48:27,090 Hey, come on. 681 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,360 What's up? 682 00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:31,660 What's up? 683 00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:34,400 You're not going to want me anymore. 684 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,960 Bev. More. 685 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,680 Collection for Bev. We're going to send her some flowers or something. 686 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,320 I've not got my purse. 687 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,520 Would you want me to put a couple of quid in for you? 688 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,960 Use yourself. 689 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,040 More of that later. 690 00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:57,720 But first, I'd better tell you. 691 00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,760 This week, I've been to Altrincham for bedding. All right. 692 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,760 What's this? 693 00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:10,220 Read it. 694 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,880 Oh, sure. 695 00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:15,260 Well? 696 00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:16,800 10th to 24th of February. 697 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,860 Get the time off, sort it quick. We're in lumber if somebody else has booked it 698 00:49:20,860 --> 00:49:23,460 first. We can't have a wedding without a bride. 699 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,380 Wedding? 700 00:49:49,610 --> 00:49:52,870 I tell you what, she's landed on her feet here. Have you seen the upstairs? 701 00:49:53,830 --> 00:49:55,750 Go and have a nose, I'll mind your glass. 702 00:49:57,290 --> 00:49:58,630 Bathroom's second on your left. 703 00:50:01,310 --> 00:50:04,130 Ladies and gentlemen, no big speeches. 704 00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:12,000 My fiancée and I would just like to thank you for all the presents and cards 705 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,000 good wishes. 706 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:15,200 But most of all, for your support. 707 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,740 It's times like these you find out who your real mates are. 708 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,140 And, well, they're all here. 709 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,680 Have a drink. 710 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:25,780 Raid the buffet. 711 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,520 Bev will be doing the rounds with the wedding list. 712 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,300 That were a joke, by the way. 713 00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:36,130 The only present I want standing right next to me. 714 00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:38,870 For the rest of my life, I hope. 715 00:50:39,830 --> 00:50:46,430 So, ladies and gentlemen, friends and family, 716 00:50:46,570 --> 00:50:50,690 raise your glasses, please, to Bev. 717 00:50:52,330 --> 00:50:53,330 Bev. 718 00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:55,590 Cheers, everyone.